What Zlatan Ibrahimovic whispered to Thierry Henry

Following Milan's 4-0 win against Arsenal on Wednesday, Zlatan Ibrahimovic whispered something in the ear of his former Barcelona teammate, Thierry Henry. Thierry found it quite funny. This is what Ibrahimovic said:

I have the power of eight million Spartan soldiers and the hairstyle of a deadly samurai who works at a hibachi restaurant on the weekends.

Pep Guardiola smells so bad that his signature cologne would be made of the slime in a kangaroo's pouch and old people.

I wrote a book called 'I am Zlatan' because I am the world's foremost expert on being Zlatan. Pep Guardiola is not an expert on being Zlatan because he is the human equivalent to a pond of diabetes