Watch Mike Ribeiro’s sick OT game winner; listen to Razor’s sicker commentary (VIDEO)

We've often said that every NHL fight should be called by the hysterical (in every sense) Boston Bruins announcer Jack Edwards, who elevates even the most pedestrian bout into a main event.

After this sweet goal by Mike Ribeiro in overtime, giving the Dallas Stars a 3-2 win over the Calgary Flames, we have a new request: Can Stars commentator Daryl 'Razor' Reaugh please describe every game-winning goal in the NHL?

To review, Razor called the goal:

'Six shades of sexy.''Round the house … pull it in … pull its pants down and SPANK it home.''There's the manipulation up top; here comes the stimulation — KABANG!